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9 edition of You"re Probably an Old Geezer If... found in the catalog.

You"re Probably an Old Geezer If...

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Published by American Literary Press, Inc. .
Written in English

    Subjects:
  • Aging,
  • General,
  • Form - Parodies,
  • Humor

  • The Physical Object
    FormatHardcover
    Number of Pages80
    ID Numbers
    Open LibraryOL12125867M
    ISBN 10156167835X
    ISBN 109781561678358
    OCLC/WorldCa54676868

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You"re Probably an Old Geezer If... by C. J. Wilkerson Download PDF EPUB FB2

Is full of short observations about old age put in a humorous light. Of course some of the comments are funnier than others, but generally it is a source of a good laugh at old age.

"You're Probably an Old Geezer if " is a recommended book for anyone who wants to see the funny side of getting older/5(2).

is full of short observations about old age put in a humorous light. Of course some of the comments are funnier than others, but generally it is a source of a good laugh at old age. "You're Probably an Old Geezer if " is a recommended book for anyone who wants to see the funny side of getting older.

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Anyone over 40 knows that aging comes with its share of frustrations. In this hilarious collection of witticisms and epigrams, author C.J. Wilkerson replaces aging's timeworn bone with a funny one. Written with the author's penchant for word play, You're Probably an Old Geezer if pokes fun at.

A list of lyrics, artists and songs that contain the term "old geezer" - from the software-comparativo.com website. like an old geezer Quick release the cash, watch it fall slowly Frat girls still tryna get even Haters mad for whatever reason Smoke in the air, I Did It for the Toys.

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| Meaning, pronunciation, translations and examples. probably from dialect pronunciation of guiser, from guise + -er 1. man in British English I look in the mirror and this other old geezer looks back at me.

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and God is an old geezer with a long beard. Let me try it a different way. You do things that live on after you. Each of us, as we pass through life, influences others. I would have been probably four or. A chase is probably less dangerous on the highway, since there shouldn't be any pedestrians to run over.

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